Parashat Hashavua

Porton of AchRey and Kedoshim – and the Tooth Fairy

Porton of AchRey and Kedoshim – and the Tooth Fairy
 
At a restaurant one time my big girl said "my mouth s bleeding" – she had lost a baby tooth
My little girl said "oh – blood!"
 
The double header this week starts with Sacrifices of Yom Kippur
sprinkling blood towards the Holy of Holies
 
and then the second porton
teaches ways to connect deeply with G-d thru many Mitzvos
 
Now - Why in the Temple sacrifices in Jerusalem did the Kohain have to sprinkle blood
And 
If you had to go to a Mikva to cleanse body and soul,
before bringing sacrifices
 
why deal with a place where blood might surely stain your clothes?
 
And why does the tooth fairy come and leave gifts when my kids baby teeth fall out?
 
The deep question s- 
 
What is real in this world (to YOU  anyway)
 
Your car
 
Your job
 
Sorcery
 
Video games
 
Or vacations
 
Or - hopefully -
 
 
Or maybe  your family
 
And living a positive life
 
If your Kid (or your Cat) scrapes a knee - what should you do? That's a part of life -
fix it and hold them to feel better/
.
 
If you need an operation do you go to a sorcerer to ask how it will turn out?
The Torah portion says - it will go against the truth and reality
 
The first portion comes to grips with
 
the Reality that trying to stay pure is he objective not always achieved
 
Blood sweat and tears- what a name for a BAND - why were they successful?
There was some DEEP MEANING in SOME of their music
.
The temple idea was to teach the reality of blood (and sweat) and tears
 
and that the Almighty wants us to face it all - and live a holy and productive life
 
not to sweat the small stuff
 
but to confront the blood and the tears and know that when we do so
 
it is the Almighty - not the tooth fairy or the sorcerer - who leaves us gifts under our pillow
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Tazria Metzora - a Portion to Fix Loneliness and Illness

Tazria Metzora - a Portion to Fix Loneliness and Illness
 
How many people visit the sick? Doctors? Family and Close Friends?
 
The Talmud tells the story of a scholar who wanted to meet Messiah and was told
 
"He is at the gates of Rome with the lepers ... you will know him by ..."
 
The Almighty visited Abraham after the Bris as he was aching-
 
But most people today do not visit the ill the confined or institutionalized (of many types)
 
as per the song "you get pneumonia ... he'll never phone ya..."
 
Once someone is ill these days - they are put somewhere - and the caretakers take care
 
It is a rare person that has the moral and emotional stamina to visit the sick
 
This week's portion 
orders the Kohain - the Priest - to visit someone who may be leperous!
 
and to declare if yes or if no -
 
(IF YES - the person must be OUTSIDE THE CAMP - ALONE - BODED - how do you think they FEEL?)
 
AND the KOHAIN must go BACK TO CHECK to see whether and when there has been a HEALING
 
Loneliness is not sadness - but here you have illness - and loneliness added! Oiy how sad!
 
BUT the Torah in its wisdom gave a JOB to the KOHAIN to check on the illness!!!!
 
Illness can be physical or spiritual - and the Talmud teaches us
that the Torah requires us (not just the Priest - but to be holy as well)
 
To visit the sick
 
to end the loneliness
 
and to bring the time of Elijah and the Messiah by doing acts of kindness
 
Lots of Love and Gutt Shabbos
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Shemini: Why are Jewish Holidays SOOO Long ( 8 Days Long or 7 in Israel)

Portion Shemini: Why are Jewish Holidays SOOO Long ( 8 Days Long or 7 in Israel)
 
The guy on the radio said today "So everyone can take turns getting into the ZOO!"
(with their kids ...  ho ho ho)
 
So Rabbi Lasri reminded us today that "When the Messiah comes 
The Seder Night will be the beginning of 49 Days of Holiday!"
 
Okay - that brings us to the holiday of Shavuot - receiving the Torah.
 
The highlight of the Seder should be Bringing Holiness to our Table and Family - but sometimes it can be a little much ...
 
and the accent on food ...
Food - can be junk food - or can be Holy Kosher Food -
 
Making us Spiritually Strong like Lions!
 
So too in this portion we are taught about Moses and Aron setting up a HOLY SPACE -
the Tabernacle in the Desert - that lasted into about 400 years in Israel
 
And about HOLY FOOD -  Kosher Laws that have lasted 3000 years - to today -
 
when you can even get KOSHER FISH that tastes like unkosher fish
and KOSHER BEEF FRY that tastes like (ugh - Bacon?) ...
 
So Rabbi Lasri taught - WE NEED TO INTERNALIZE the torah
the Seder
the Jewish Ways 
- and that takes time - but can be 
 
Very Nourishing and Very Pleasant as we are taught
 
"its ways are ways of PLEASANTNESS" - worth the effort ...
 
Love from Israel
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Shabbat CholHaMoed - Blessings for 8 (or 7 in Israel) Days of Matza‏

Shabbat CholHaMoed - Blessings for 8 (or 7 in Israel) Days of Matza‏
 
Almost Shabbat here in Israel - and I want to share these blessings that I heard from Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach
 
He reminded us that Matza is a healing - a simple food to take away all the complications of life.
 
I was at the Moshav (farm community) he founded yesterday - 
for a day of music and dancing and seeing old friends from the US and Israel
(and their kids and grandchildren etc)
 
may sharing time with friends always be a blessing and a healing for us all.
 
Music is also a great healing - and may there be much music in all our lives.
 
I too want to bless us all  we should know the greatness in each one of us - 
that greatness that the Almighty sent with each of us to this earth when we were born
 
and I bless us all that our hearts and our minds not be separated in spirit or in action
 
and that we are able to act to do the right thing when we are confronted with the situations that test our resolve
 
Blessings of Shabbos and Matza and Music and healing
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Tzav ...a conversation with Moses

Portion Tzav ...a conversation with Moses

So Moses, what did you eat at the seder?
 
Well, the Almighty said we should have a roast, and everything the Almighty says works out well.
 
And what did you discuss at the table?
 
Well, we wanted to be prepared for the greatest event in history, our leaving Egypt, so we talked about our holy fathers and mothers starting from the trials of Abraham and Sarah right down to my own fights with Pharoah until the very moment ...


Rabbi Shlomo Carlebah always said - the Seder Night is the time to get above crass comments and just
FOCUS ON THE MOST MOMENTOUS EVENT IN WORLD HISTORY - 
the Exodus from Egypt
the end to enduring tyranny
the beginning of a NATION that is CLOSE TO G-dliness
 
and he taught
 
Almighty wants "forever" from us and for us - not to be stuck in the old ways of the political correct but to
 
Speak words of holiness, and reach out to family - and you will feel the holiness forever
And about the portion of Tzav this shabbat ...
 
Really think now - to whom did Mosesspeak those forty years?
 
And Who does President Trump speak with
 
And Netanyahu ?
 
And what will YOU discus with family and friends this Shabbat  -and at he Seder Table?
 
I was having breakfast in a restaurant a couple of years ago and the peaople at the table said 
 
Over there is Netanyahu having breakfast with some guy!
 
One of my friends went over and said hello and Netanyahu smiled and said hello and went on
talking with his friend
 
In our portion Almighty says to Moses to talk to Aron and his sons about  How to Run the Temple
 
Board meetings are great but the Temple functions with tons of work not everyone sees
 
OK it also says that Moses and the Almighty spoke face to face-  about a lot of TORAH stuff
 
But was it a relationship?
 
At he end of this portion it is clear how DEAR Moses was to the Almighty -
 
after being appointed High Priest for a Week as the
Tabernacle was getting under way
 
I AM SURE there were a lot of people telling Moses "You are setting it up the wrong way"
 
and the same about your Passover seder... and how to run the Temple
 
The important thing is to - have a fun and HOLY seder - worthy of 
a conversation "and how was the seder"
and maybe having Elijah the Prophet drop in for a sip...

And let it be a Holy Tool for Getting us Each out of our own little Egypts
 
Love and Blesings and Prayers for a
safe happy kosher Pasover
 
AND SHABBAT SHALOM
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion vaYikra :Leave your baggage (and your chametz) behind

Portion vaYikra :Leave your baggage (and your chametz) behind 
 


Who wants to talk to a sour puss?
 
Sometimes I find myself after a year of dental work working hard to smile
 
But I try.  So it was a JOY talking to my mechanic yesterday.
 
He heard that I was a student of Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach and said:
 
I was in Russia during the end of Communist riule I heard about that Rabbi so I bought some tapes.
 
After hearing the tapes I heard he was going to Poland - so I decided I must drive to Poland to meet him! 
 
It didn't work out but after 20 hours or so of listening to those tapes I decided I must go to Israel-
and here I am years later.
 
His smile brought me  great smile.
 
The portion starts with the Almighty calling out to Moses -
And the Almighty calls out to each of us!
 
So let's make the effort to reach out back to G-d - and leave the chometz and the sour-ness and the silliness in the world behind!
 
Love and Shabos
 
Almost Passover!
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Vayakhel Pekudei Hachodesh

Portion Vayakhel Pekudei Hachodesh
 
This Shabbat we bless the month of Nisan - may it see the revival of the spirit of our people Israel
 
and a renewal of all the Goodness the world has ever seen - rolled up into a Blessing of Passover!
 
The Hebrew word for month is CHODESH from the root CHADASH meaning new.
 
Passover can mean "passing over" but you can look at the word to
 
PASS ON INTO A NEW OUTLOOK - on LIFE on PEOPLE -
 
as we can every day learn new things even from old friends and what looked yesterday 
like "the same old thing" really is NOT - but may be seen in a whole NEW LIGHT
 
May we bless each other as we bless the month - and all the gifts we have from the Almighty
 
Shabbat Shalom from Lakewood NJ
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Keep tee Sah - The Challenge

Portion Keep tee Sah - The Challenge


   
Why a Challenge?    
    
  Many years ago (I was 15) a friend of mine asked me to read this
  Torah portion in two synagogues where he was employed as
  Bal Koreh - the Torah Reader
    
  I had read in public small portions but never one as long
    and as diverse as this portion
    
  I have to thank you Karl once again for throwing down
  the gauntlet and challenging me with this portion
    
  Moses the Master Teacher was challenged as well  -
With All  the Goings On in this portion
    
    AND WE ARE ALL TOO - that is, challenged by the events
  and the opportunities in this portion
    
The Golden Calf - and we all have to deal with various
  money issues
  
And the Sabbath - we are challenged to bring PEACE into
  our   lives
  
And how did Moshe Rabeinu deal with
 
 teaching and reaching  the hearts and souls of the people?
      
  
Rabbi Salomon Carlebach taught us that the Almighty gave us arms to be able to Reach Above our Limitations

And gave us Hearts to Reach out to Others

And we see in this portion that

Moshe and Aron were the Greatest Examples of these principles
 
And we are reminded of the rewards of the sweet smelling incense and the joy of Service
  
May we all realize the potential in the challenges we face
  
  Shabbat Shalom
  
  Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Tetzaveh - Remember (Zachor) and PURIM - Jewish Time Travel ?

Portion Tetzaveh - Remember (Zachor) and PURIM - Jewish Time Travel
?
For 3000 years we Israelites are all Time Travelers – we are eternal -and we are told this Shabbat REMEMBER!
Remember the good – leaving Egypt is a part of us – and remember the scary –
Like being attacked by Amalek and the threat of Haman in the Megilla which we 
will  read Saturday night
 
 There is SO MUCH that connects us through these generations and these themes this Shabbat!  But here is one thought:
 
Installation of Aron as the High Priest forever for Israel –described at the end of the Portion where the ceremony is described that ordains
 
his children are to be priests forever; and bring sacrifice when they join the priestly ranks – and to offer incense  …
So then the Torah says it will be like Yom KipuRIM … FOR YOUR generatons …
 
To make it short and sweet -  here is the connection to today because
 
The end of the portion uses the phrase Kipurim – Ki Purim Meaniing "Like Purim") and says
 the customs mentioned are "for the generations to remember" –
 and like the Rabbis have taught
 
 "the people fulfilled on Purim what they received at Sinai"
 
It reads like a prophecy that PURIM will happen –
 
 and will be REMEMBERED by us FOR GENERATONS (the Almighty  saving the Jews in a stream of hidden miracles)
 
So much will be with us forever – so much to celebrate this Shabbat and Purim right after!
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion Teruma -Trump and the TaRaRump

Portion Teruma -Trump and the TaRaRump

NEXT WEEK IS PURIM and the sages teach WHAT WE HEARD AT MT SINAI WE UNDERSTOOD AFTER PURIM
 
In the megilla it says that messengers were sent to the Jews all over
to tell them that Esther had save them from Haman-
 
But that the messengers were "sad and  confused"!
 
How is that related to this week's portion?
 
AND WHAT ABOUT TRUMP? (Huh?) so many so sad and so confused?
How come right after the spiritual and civil laws we heard at mount sinai in last weeks porttion -
 
Now the Almighty says they have to build a temple - 
 
WHERE -in the desert? The Egyptians built great temples all over - using slaves -
but WE built everything BY VOLUNTEERS!
 
So what?

How they gonna take a building to israel? G-d promised them the promised land! Not the Sinai!
 
Who needs a building (except for Bar and Bat Mitzvas?)
 

And whats that got to do with Trump and Purim?

Okay so they got gold and vessels after 200 years of slavery from the egyptiams
But

Where did they get all that oil for the Menora for next 38 years in the desert?

Its all about Purim!

Sad and confused messengers - but doing the Will of the Almighty

Thats the story - 

A temple in the desert? All new vessels crafted in the desert?

Why didn't they take some of the stuff from the Egyptian priests?
 
The Hebrews NEVER take any stuff from Idols or Idol Priests!
 
Haman wrote "kill the Jews and take their stuff!"
 
Mordechai and Esther wrote "No Taking STUFF" (like in the desert!)

Oil for the Lamps? Maybe They brought some with them - 

and Maybe BOUGHT some from the desert tribes and

Maybe found some olive trees that Jacob planted along they way down to Egypt!

All these are Plans of the Almighty - NEVER BE SAD!

Get ready for a Happy Purrrrrim!

Gutt Shabbos...

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz