Parashat Hashavua

Portion Bo - Come on Now - Reality Here?

Portion Bo - Come on Now - Reality Here?
 

Were there really plagues in Egypt?

Were the Israelites ever in Exile?

Why am I asking these questions? Are they relevant?
 
Imagine a communist Chinese boss - who worked his whole life for the communist party...

and now he gets hit with the coronavirus!

What does he think ...feel   ...say to his children?

Now omagine the average slave (yes there  are even today in someplaces, sad to say).

Same questions!

Now read the end of the First Book of the 5 Books of Moses and
imagine Jacob the father of 12 the tribes  - about to leave the world

what does he do?  He LEAVES THEM A SPIRITUAL LEGACY THAT LASTS 3000 YEARS (so far).

The Seder night is not just a time to see our relatives (like them or not)!

And this week's portion BO is not just a lead-in to the Passover story (which we will read about for the next bunch of weeks in the Torah).

Quoting from Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach (in his story of Moishele the Drunk Watercarrier)

"...Then came Avraham. He began fixing the world ... Yaakov and his twelve holy sons... (BUT) Then Pharaoh made slaves out of us, and tonight, G-d took us out from Egypt....

 children, I want you to swear to me right now, that you’ll always know that the same G-d
who took us out from Egypt is still alive. It’s the same G-d.
Whenever a Jew cries to G-d, G-d always hears our prayers and takes us out from all our troubles.'...

He told his Rabbi - ” “Rebbe, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t say anything more (to my children) because I was still drunk. I turned over and I fell asleep again.”
"So the heilege (holy) Reb Tzvi Elimelech was crying bitter tears. He said to his Chassidim, “Did you hear that? Did you hear that? I wish that one time in my life, I should be privileged to give over Yiddishkeit to my children, the way Moishele the water carrier gave it over to his children Seder night.” Gevalt."

So READ THESE PORTIONS

AND READ THEM OVER AT SEDER NIGHT!

And remember:

YOU should be privileged to give over Yiddishkeit to ... (YOUR) children, the way Moishele the water carrier gave it over to his children Seder night.” Gevalt."


Shabbat Shalom

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz (expecting some more blessed rain here in Israel tomorrow -

the place our forfathers came to in order to bring HOLY memory
and HOLY spirit into the world!

Portion Shimote : Ghosts of Cain and Able?

 Portion Shimote : Ghosts  of Cain and Able?
 
 
How did those guy s from 20 generations before get into our story here?
 
 
In our portion  the Family of Israel  is Forged  from the Tribes. What tribes? They just got to Egypt!
 
Who invented Family, anyway? Not the Egyptians, for sure, despite their "advanced culture"!
 
Early on - in the beginning - Eve and Adam have their woes !
 
Soon after, Cain kills Able, and then Cain's grandson kills him !
 
So, Is the Torah a murder mystery?  It's supposed to be a Handbook for  Fixing the World! 
 
Our teachers say the saga of Moses and Aron which begins here is to fix the problem of brotherly  strife 
and
The dedication of Shifra and Puah who stood up to Pharaoh -
is to teach the power of good women to save the  future (and allow the tribes of Israel to develop).
 
And the tribes... Well...  We have a Nation here in Formation -
Room for every type of personality - AND FAMILIES!
 
Room to study and learn about how to build a 
"Nation under G-d" - in the  coming portions 
 
And may we all be blessed with a great Shabbos!
 
 
Shabbat shalom 
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz 
 

Portion Va Yeh Chee - Blessings to the UPS man last night - The end of the First Book of the Five of Moses

 Portion Va Yeh Chee - Blessings to the UPS man last night  - The end of the First Book of the Five of Moses
 
 
UPS man? No he did not bring things for ME but I accepted for others …HOWEVER we TALKED A BIT
 
and I told him what Max and I learned in Talmud Brachot just a minute before he came
 
(and Max who will celebrate his bar mitzva next week got the message) - about Blessing each other - AND
 
About even saying Hello  back when somebody says Hello (if not you are almost "stealing" from them - the grace we are here to share! )
 
And... What has that to do with Portion Va Yeh Chee? 
 
Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach says - `be a Yakov person and NOT a Lavan person`? So what does that mean? And all of this?
 
One idea from AISH.com this week (by Yoram and Meira Raanan) explains the portion as such:
 
Jacob called for his sons and said, " Gather and hear, sons of Jacob, and listen to your father Israel ... 
All these are the twelve tribes of Israel... He gave each one his own special blessing. (Genesis: 49:1-2, 28) ...

Jacob is on his deathbed, and his children gather around for his final words. 

That;: Light seeps out of the darkness (my note: the despair of death of Jacob - and) Jacob lifts his hands to bless his sons, the twelve tribes of Israel. 

He bestows upon them blessings which foretell the destiny of the Jewish People.   The light of these blessings illuminates the darkness ...

SO Back to the portion: these AISH words on Aish.com are poetic and beautiful … but - Huh?

So It's like  we (me and Max and Mr UPS)  learned - The end of the First Book of the Five of Moses shows us :

It's all about blessing each other - that's why the Almighty created us and the world!

Blessings - Be a Yakov-man and learn to give blessings - even with your last breaths - 

and it will open hearts and open the path to - THE SECOND BOOK of the Five-

The Book of Redemption of Israel - and thereby the world - from the "Oppression (and constriction) that is Egypt" 

(Egypt - Mitzrayim - means "constriction")

Portion Shabbat Va Yee Gosh - the wars continue

 Portion Shabbat Va Yee Gosh - the wars continue
 
 
Do they really?
 
Well - in this portion Judah is ABOUT TO strike Joseph - who he thinks is an Egyptian
 
Anyone remember the Moses incident? Another fight - with the Pharaohs … until WE GOT OUT.
 
In today's TALMUD CYCLE COMPLETION celebration 
 
in my Kolel of Retired Geniuses - and policemen and bureaucrats ...
 
One of our teachers at the Great Synagogue of Jerusalem reminded us that
 
Joseph was a King
 
And Judah's descendants were kings (from David on down …)
 
so there were ALWAYS some differences .. over who rules (EVEN CONFLICTS)
 
OIY - and then Chanuka came in - where the priests of the Tribe of Levi took over!
 
They ticked off the Davidic dynasty - BUT EVENTUALLY
 
Because they had wisdom and dedication -
 
 THE TALMUD (MISHNA parts) - 
 
 WAS STARTED UNDER THEIR RULE
 
and was COMPLETED - 300 ears later - By Rabbi Judah the Prince
 
who was descended from DAVID - and a TRUE PRINCE (and genius).
 
So remember the rule -
 
Joseph and Judah and Levi may have their quarrels -
 
but in the end 
 
they ALL BRING HOLY WISDOM TO THE TABLE - for ALL OF US TO LEARN
 
 
 
ShabbatShalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion VaYayShev - Dreams and Dislocation

Portion VaYayShev - Dreams and Dislocation
 
 
So whose dreams are discussed intros portion?
 
Joseph and the Butler and the Baker - but 
 
Why was Joseph dreaming about wheat and about stars?
That's easy - he FED the world, and he became a superstar!
Butler - okay wine, Baker - okay bread.
But what's the connection between the three mean for us?
 
So think about this: Joseph gets stuck still - in jail - after he interprets the dreams of the other guys.
 
The commentators say it was because he asked the butler for help and didn't trust the Almightyenough.
 
I say - from a perspective of today 3000 years later - maybe it was PARTLY because -
(not a criticism - but a learning for today)
 
WE needed to learn from JOSEPH some more tricks for TODAY!
 
He didn't SAVE the Baker?
 
He didn't stay FRIENDS with the butler?
 
He didn't involve the Prison Warden who trusted him implicitly?
 
WE CAN LEARN SO SO MUCH from JOSEPH's story.
 
But after the years of holocaust and the new threats against Israel - 
 
WE NEED TO LEARN THE JOSEPH STORY IN A WAY TO BRING US TO WHAT RABBI CARLEBACH SANG
 
Peace in every home
Peace in Yerushalayim
Peace in the Holy Land
Peace - TRUE PEACE- among the peoples who
 
like the BDS-liars the terrorists'-apologists - and the anti-semites who allow others to hurt our people
 
like we read in a few weeks - of those "who don't remember Joseph"-
 
Who forget all the GREAT things the Jewish People do for the world!
 
Let's wake up the world with stories of Joseph and getting the brothers to a higher spiritual place!
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Vayishlach : Nothing to fear? But fear itself?

Portion Vayishlach : Nothing to fear? But fear itself?
 
That was the line touted by president Roosevelt in WW II. Wasn't he off a little bit?
 
The Torah states clearly that one should " Fear your Almighty  - Yareita may Elokecha ".
 
In last week's portion Jacob said "Pachad Yitzchak" - saved him from Lavan's treachery-
the " L-rd who 
Is the Awe who protected Isaac" his father
 
And thus protected Jacob from Lavan!
 
So in this portion...
It sounds like Jacob was SO so afraid of Esau?  And
did  he not Trust in the Almighty?
 
What in Torah does Awe mean?
Why did Jacob need it?
What does it mean for US?
What is fear? Yirah it says in these portion so...
Is it fear of esau?
 
Awe of the Power of Hashem ....
Awe of the Miracles wrought by Hashem
Fear of losing our Connection to Hashem
Fear of not doing "  the Right Thing  " that 
 
Hashem is directing Each of Us to grapple with
 
The Breslav songs say  Low Lu Fached Klal
- be Fearless - 
 
After learning to appreciate all those 
"  trials by fire of our forefathers and mothers" that the Torah teaches us in Every Portion
 
But use everthing in those portions
To increase Yirah and Pachad of Hashem in the world.
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion Va Yay Tzay - Oiy what a Wedding!

Portion Va Yay Tzay - Oiy what a Wedding!
 
Jacob is sent to find a wife in the household of Lavan - and there is a big BIG wedding - everyone in town is invited.
 
And (question from Rav Neriya - with my interpretation) - So why such a big wedding?
 
Well, Lavan switches daughters on him - and I think maybe Lavan has in mind to embarass Jacob - when he wakes up and sees it's the wrong girl!
 
I am sure Lavan got the whole town LAUGHING at this joke!
 
But the teaching from this portion is not about Lavan - it is about Jacob.
 
He is not dismayed by the tricks of Lavan - but he learns to outwit that scoundrel!
 
And in the end - he gets out of the "(wifes')  parent trap" quite a rich man!
 
How ? 
 
So here's the news from this week - a Synagogue from the third century has been excavated in the Golan Heights - JUST ABOUT
 
where Jacob and Lavan parted ways when Jacob and the family escaped back to Israel 3000 years ago!
 
The existence of a mosaic floor shows the wealth of the Jews who lived there!  So Too (probably) Jacob -
 
who herded his flocks of sheep there! It was clearly a place to support a large population in comfort!
 
And spiritually - maybe it was because Jacob maintained his honesty and civility despite having to deal with a Lavan who couldn't even 
 
maintain an agreement to let his younger dauguter Marry Jabob - and
 
So the Almighty "paid back" Jacob for teaching that lesson to "the world" - that you can be wealthy honestly!.
 
 
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Toldot - Did the Ancient Kings - or our Forefathers and Mothers celebrate Thanklsgiving?

Portion Toldot - Did the Ancient Kings - or our Forefathers and Mothers celebrate Thanklsgiving? 
 
 
The Torah DOES tell us Abraham hob nobbed with Pharoah  and the Philistine kings.
 
And he DEFEATED 4 warring Kings! Was Abraham also a Jewish King? He had followers frirends and an army!
 
And it tells us The King of Jerusalem came - to say THANKS to Abraham - and did some giving (mostly BREAD)
 
And Isaac too hung out with the PHilistine king - was Isaac then a king?
 
I'm this portion Jacob is born ... And runs away from a brother - Esau - who wants to kill him - 
He is certainly NOT a KING! He was BROKE for a long while!
But his son Joseph is ALMOST a KING!
 
But WHO were the EARLY JEWISH KINGS?
Moses - the Shepherd was like a king - and his assistant Joshua was LIKE him … but Not Quite a King!
David the Shepherd of Israel IS A KING … and all his decendants!
Rabbi Carlebach said we are all like kings-
and should make our meals (ESPECIALLY ON SHABBAT) like KINGS and QUEENS - no fast foods! No Rushing!
Let's celebrate the ALMOST KINGS and be like REAL KINGS this SHABBAT
And THANK the Almighty for GIVING us 
ALL the stories of our fathers and mothers - from Abraham on down!
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion Chayei Sarah about the Rabbi and the 4.AM Skunk

Portion Chayei Sarah about the Rabbi and the 4.AM Skunk
 
 
This week we find Rebecca , or actually Eliezer -finds Rebecca - 
But not for himself - but to marry Isaac
 
So what kind of story is that?
 and so what kind of learning can we glean from this chapter in our "Jewish Family history?"
 
We no Longer arrange marriages long distance or do we?
 
We will pass on that for now
 
 And who remembers that great heroine Rebecca?
 
But here we have a story hidden in the middle of the portion
 
As I thought about that skunk...
 
Just this morning at four AM I was walking to the bus to go to a class and then pray
 
 when I guess I startled a skunk slinking through the garbage waiting to be picked up by the city
 
Who was more worried by who?
 
I walked away quickly and he ran off in the opposite direction
 
But in the Rebecca story we chance upon a REAL smelly character
 
It says Lavan tries to kill that match made in heaven AND
 
In the meantime Lavan probably kills his father who was FOR it
 
( - or was it heart attack? I think murder...)
 
Read between the lines and this is a story of greed
 
(     Because Abraham knows his relatives And sends gifts
But knows their treachery
 
And sends his army captain Eliezer to make sure there is no hanky panky ... See the war two weeks ago)
 
 
Who was more of a skunk than Lavan?  But he and Rebecca were siblings and
They grew up in the same house!
 
So lesson 1 seems to be
Teach All your kids Kindness not greed
 
And lesson 2 that in the Greater World we need to
Teach Everyone that Treachery will Not be Allowed
 
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion Lech Lecha

Portion Lech Lecha
 
 
Abraham is in Israel and seeks "  hospitality "  - in Egypt?
 
Been a lot of places - also Egypt - had tea with some hospitable beggars in Luxor...
 
but there is NO hospitality like last Shabbat morning ! 
with the Na Nach  (Rebbe)  Nachman (singing dancing) minyan in Elad!
 
I finished prayers early at my regular shul and went over there to see a friend - 
(turned out he was sleeping - works hard as a mechanic)-
 
and was invited by a couple of guys to stay for kiddush -
 
and when I tried to leave,
2 nice 20-something guys got up and gave me their seats!
 
One guy gave me some Burekas and  another poured me something that looked like seltzer - 
but ended up being a half glass worth of ARAK (licorice-liquor) (it wasn't bad - just strong)
 
Abraham and Hospitality are synonymous!
 
Na Nach s are known for spreading joy throughout Judaism and NOW for their hospitality too-
true children of Abraham!
 
 
 
So here in the portion it also talks about -
how -  Abraham's commandoes rescue a whole town from some warmonger kings - 
AND WHO SAYS THANK YOU?
 
Not them, G-d forbid - but
 
The "NEUTRAL POWER" KING of Jerusalem! Who believes in the G-d of Abraham!
 
If only ALL the gentiles in the area believed in G-d - then and now - there would be a lot fewer wars
 
So - was Abraham a friend to the Egyptians and the Jerusalem Canaanites AND to the Philistines by the coast? 
 
Read more this Shabbat and next Shabbat and find out the TRUTH! 
 
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz (writing Tuesday in Jerusalem and sending out Thursday in New York)
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